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I've just realised what this is. On the face of it, it is a child's puzzle; but I have just recognised the same pattern under the desk here, and realised it is actually grown-up training.

If you learned it properly you could sort out the wires for the keyboard, the mouse, the screen, the router, the computer gubbins, the scanner, the speakers, the desk lamp, the Skype camera, the mobile phone connections, the digital camera, and the wee machine that puts the tape recordings of Mr McCallum reading into digital files - most of which have two sets of wires.

Of course, the illustration does not reflect all the challenges - for example, I want a speaker on either side of the desk. And it does not show a demented human being in the middle of it all.
BUT IT DOES EXPLAIN WHY THREE MONTHS AFTER THE HOUSE WAS REWIRED MY PRINTER IS STILL NOT CONNECTED UP IN ANY WAY THAT WILL LET IT WORK.

I obviously did not do enough of these puzzles as a child. (And no, I have no idea who Mordecai and Rigby are.)

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The Times today has special readers offers on courses:

course

Yes, I can just see me sitting all winter stuffing squirrels in this brave new world. The price must include your first squirrel. WTF!
I can't see that attracting new readers somehow.
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I was on ebay still browsing for a navy blue fascinator for the wedding and somehow won a wig instead:

wig

And I'm ridiculously giggly about it. It is new and less than half the RRP because it did not match the hair of the woman who bought it. Will it match mine? I don't know. But I have so little hair that I don't think it will matter.
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Yesterday morning my shopping Sister-in-law took me to Glasgow, where the girls casually and sweetly accepted the outfit I had bought in Edinburgh on Monday and refunded the money.
I resisted the potential replacement frocks my Sister-in-law then tried to sell me, without admitting I was now intending to wear a turquoise thing bought in Appleby eight years ago. But on the way out...in the shoe department:

shoes2

I've tried the chiropodist - or podiatrist as we now have to call her - this morning as I think the big toe on my left foot may need amputated.
Have never had anything like these before. I just sit staring at them in awe.

Yeech

Jul. 23rd, 2013 09:48 am
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In Embra yesterday I spent a fortune grabbing an outfit for a big wedding we're supposed to be going to next month, and now it is home I don't like it.
It is the wrong colour, wrong size and wrong shape. My sister-in-law says it can go back. But, if it goes back, I have nothing to wear. But I don't like it.

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